(Sung to the tune of "Poker Face")
Mum, Mama, Ma!
Mum, Mama, Ma!
Mum, Mama, Ma!
Mum, Mama, Ma!
Mum, Mama, Ma!
I need all clean clothes for my family today
Fold 'em, stack em, up the stairs, then put them away (I hate it)
With a little luck this time maybe you get ahead
It's all well and good 'til little someone wets the bed
Oh, no no no no, Oh no-no-no-no-no
The water's too hot, this sweater is shot
Oh, no no no no, Oh no-no-no-no-no
The water's too hot, this sweater is shot
Can't leave my, can't leave my
No I can't leave my laundry space
(All of our clothes are dirty)
Can't leave my, can't leave my
No I can't leave my laundry space
(All of our clothes are dirty)
La-la-la-laundry space, La-la-la-laundry space
(Mum, Mama, Ma!)
La-la-laundry space, La-la-laundry space
(Mum, Mama, Ma!)
How can three kids generate all these dirty clothes
The smell is so bad right here I have to hold my nose (I'm gagging)
These baby jammies really need a dose of Shout
It's going to take a miracle to get these poop stains out
Oh, no no no no, Oh no-no-no-no-no
The spinner just caught that bra I just bought
Oh, no no no no, Oh no-no-no-no-no
The spinner just caught that bra I just bought
Can't leave my, can't leave my
No I can't leave my laundry space
(All of our clothes are dirty)
Can't leave my, can't leave my
No I can't leave my laundry space
(All of our clothes are dirty)
La-la-la-laundry space, La-la-la-laundry space
(Mum, Mama, Ma!)
La-la-la-laundry space, La-la-la-laundry space
(Mum, Mama, Ma!)
(Mum, Mama, Ma!)
(Mum, Mama, Ma!)
Can't you see that I am busy
It's not easy
With this constant interruption
Shit! There's crayons in the dryer; now everything is greasy
I know your clothes are dirty
And your sleepover's at four thirty
This laundry will be my doom...
Would it kill you to clean your room?
Can't leave my, can't leave my
No I can't leave my laundry space
(All of our clothes are dirty)
Can't leave my, can't leave my
No I can't leave my laundry space
(All of our clothes are dirty)
Can't leave my, can't leave my
No I can't leave my laundry space
(All of our clothes are dirty)
Can't leave my, can't leave my
No I can't leave my laundry space
(All of our clothes are dirty)
Can't leave my, can't leave my
No I can't leave my laundry space
(All of our clothes are dirty)
Can't leave my, can't leave my
No I can't leave my laundry space
(All of our clothes are dirty)
La-la-la-laundry space, La-la-la-laundry space
La-la-la-laundry space, La-la-la-laundry space
(All of our clothes are dirty)
La-la-la-laundry space, La-la-la-laundry space
(Mum, Mama, Ma!)
La-la-la-laundry space, La-la-la-laundry space
(Mum, Mama, Ma!)
La-la-laundry space, La-la-laundry space
(Mum, Mama, Ma!)
La-la-laundry space, La-la-laundry space
(Mum, Mama, Ma!)
(Apologies to Lady Gaga)
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